/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £0.70 GBP

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Includes immediate download of the complete 12-track England's Dreaming Spires album.
    ships out within 2 days

      £8 GBP

     

lyrics

Shes had a couple of beers you'd better close your ears
She'll say ' I don't believe it' when a largey walks in '
She'll say ' You know what my father would have said, thats a bag tied up ugly '
She'll say ' look at the size of those thundering thighs-
those are walnut crushers if ever I've seen the like-
she should get on her bike and melt some blubber away '

She's just like nan on Catherine Tate
I can't take her anywhere
Large people beware she'll declare you a disgraceful individual

On the very next table sits the lord mayors wife weighing in at twenty seven stones
Mother yes there are hungry people on the planet I know
She says the barmaids slacker than the ace of spades
as she lights another amidst her incredulous tirade
and then a handsome man catches her eye

She's just like nan on Catherine Tate
I can't take her anywhere
She says what she thinks at the top of her voice...

credits

from England's Dreaming Spires, released May 10, 2009

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Village Green Machine UK

contact / help

Contact Village Green Machine

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Village Green Machine, you may also like: